Quotes

Krusty: Boys and girls, let's just...[spotlight shifts as Krusty moves] I just want-[shifts again] Come on guys, I'm not doing the spotlight bit! [spotlight positions above Krusty] Let's all give a warm welcome to my father, Rabbi Hyman Krustofski. [Rabbi Krustofsky appears behind curtains to kids' cheers][Krusty gestures to orchestra]
Krusty: [sings] Oh mein papa, to me he was so wonderful. Oh mein papa, to me he was so good [gestures to Rabbi Hyman]. You know the words.
Krusty and Rabbi Krustofsky: No one could be, as gentle and so lovable, oh mein papa, he always understood! [to audience] We haven't seen each other in 25 YEARS!
Rabbi Krustofsky: I love you, son.
Krusty: I love you too, daddy. [Rabbi Krustofsky slams Krusty's face with a pie. Both then laugh and hug.]