Funny

[a large black SUV pulls up outside the school, Fat Tony opens the door]
Fat Tony: We are going for a ride...[the children gasp]...by which I mean the car pool, perhaps we will get yogurt....[the chldren sigh with relief]...Now, who wants to sleep with the fishes?...[the children gasp again]...'cause I just bought this Finding Nemo bedspread.[the children sigh with relief again]