Quotes

Bart: (to Grampa Simpson) We need to know your first name.
Grampa: You're making my tombstone!
Lisa: No, we're just curious!
Grampa: Well, let's see...first name, first name. Well, whenever I get confused, I just check my underwear! (he whips them off without taking off his pants.) It holds the answer all the important questions! Call me...(checking the name) Abraham Simpson!
Lisa: Grampa...how did you take off your underwear without taking off your pants?
Grampa: (confused) I...don't...know!