Quotes

Homer Simpson: ... fourscore four, fourscore five, fourscore six, fourscore and seven paces.[Homer swings a pickaxe into the floor.]
Marge Simpson: Wait! How do you know this is where Lincoln buried the gold. You just started counting from an arbitrary place.
Homer Simpson: I just started what from a what?
Marge Simpson: Your plan makes no sense.
Homer Simpson: Gold bars discovered by Marge, zero. Gold bars discovered by Homer, well, let's just see.[Homer swings axe again, and some of the floor gives way. Through the hole, we can see Lisa in the Oval Office, startled by the ceiling caving in near her.]
Homer Simpson: Whoops! Sorry, honey.
Marge Simpson: Gold bars discovered by Homer?
Homer Simpson: Shut up.